at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You surviving the open bar?
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oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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