If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I'm always down for nudity.
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