They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
