Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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