Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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