I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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