well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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