So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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