Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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