Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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