And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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