There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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