This girl is more easily done than said...
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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