White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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