i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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