You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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