And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
They took my balls.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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