I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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