sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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