I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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