And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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