i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
