I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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