and i looked up. we had an audience...
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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