This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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