Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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