I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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