So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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