ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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