Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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