I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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