remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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