a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize
