Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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