Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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