So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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