Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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