you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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