I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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