So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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