Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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