I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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