he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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