my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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