My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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