so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
