let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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