just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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