A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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