Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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