Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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