super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
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