He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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