Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
