Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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